Sorority Girls from Hell - Part 2

So what did I do with the two girls that passed out on my bathroom floor?  I was very tired from all the drinking that night so I went to sleep and left them on the floor.

They woke up late next morning as if nothing has happened. The first thing out of their mouth was "when are we going shopping?" Being the nice guy I was, I took them to the Melrose area as they requested and bought a few things for them from the boutique shops. But by now I've had enough because it was very clear to me that they weren't interested in doing anything else other than spending my money. After a late lunch I politely asked them to pack up their stuff and take a cab to the airport to go our separate ways.

After I dropped a few grand and ended up with two girls passed out on the bathroom floor, what did I learn?

First, look for women who are more mature.  It's been my experience and the experience of my SD friends over the years that younger SB's (ie early 20's) are usually not mature enough for an on-going arrangement.  Sure, who wouldn't want younger prettier SB's as arm candy and they might be fun for a while.  But in reality an arrangement with that age group usually doesn't last very long, if you even get that far.

Second, a package deal for threesome could be twice the fun but also twice the trouble.  I've learned more lessons about threesomes since then and that will be a future blog topic.

Third, set clear expectations on both sides before the trip. In this story I didn't discuss what my expectations were and they didn't tell me theirs either, other than the general understanding that we'll have a good time together.  I'm sure they had a great time at my expense!

Fourth, avoid people with a drinking problem!!  I enjoy drinking as much as anyone else.  But when they started to drink excessively just to get drunk and became out of control, then that's a real problem.  Oh, and it's never an isolated incident.  People with a drinking problem tend to repeat themselves.  I'll have more stories about young women getting drunk and behaving badly in the future.

It was inconceivable to me at the time why two seemingly normal and classy college co-eds would become party animals and drink like a fish when someone else is footing the bill.  But I've since found out that it wasn't so unusual after all.  I exchanged a couple of emails with them after the trip and never heard from them again. So that's the end of the story, right?  Well, not so fast.  Let's fast forward to five years later and...

Coming up.... a serious case of déjà vu!